spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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Doctor Who series 8 countdown
-34
 days 

→I remember someone said they never thought they would see someone who’s got more awkward run than Matt Smith… well, be careful what you wish for :P

here’s the next Doctor, who’s just about to land in 5 weeks time (he’s a comin’) and his beautiful “The Penguin Run

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instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(via taco-overlord)


somewherein-neverlnd:

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:


A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

This gives me a headache and i dont even know why

somewherein-neverlnd:

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

This gives me a headache and i dont even know why

(via mayorofnightvale)


callmecapta1n:

cerebralassassin781:

I love this woman.

the funny thing is this is probably an accurate quote

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the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

(via open-your-eyes-dean)



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superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

(via noottersontheflightdeck)


settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via gallifreyan-girl-and-her-doctor)



therothwoman:

phantomofthegallifreyanopera:

I feel like Doctor Who is being really misleading. The trailer/promo makes it look like Twelve is going to be really dark yet the filming photos say something entirely different: 

imageBeware of the spoon

imageThe Doctor forgot how to hug

imageYes very dark, very scary. 

That last one though

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