jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

image

(via communistbakery)



fairhrie:

plantial:

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

this makes my whole day omg

my being is filled with joy

this makes me happy

fairhrie:

plantial:

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

this makes my whole day omg

my being is filled with joy

this makes me happy

(via everythingyouweretooafraidtoask)


jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

(via glasgow--smile)


qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

image

(via catsingigantichats)


o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

(via motherfxckingfox)


CREATING THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT

Godric: GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
Other 3: What is it now, Godric
Salazar: this better not be the fucking Cat Therapy room again
Rowena: Shut the fuck up Salazar you hid a fucking Basilisk in the school and we still can't find it you absolute fucktrain
Godric: GUYS LETS MAKE A ROOM THAT SENSES WHAT YOU NEED AND DOES IT
Helga: ....Is that even possible?
Godric: EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE WITH MAGIC
Godric: PLEASE
Salazar: are we seriously going to do this this is the worst idea
Rowena: ....Actually, the guy has a point.
Salazar: ...are you fuckin kidding me
Rowena: DID I MENTION THE MOTHERFUCKING HOMICIDAL SNAKE?!


Abandoned.

…Near the village of Braachaat, outside Antwerp, Belgium. The last photo shows a grotto-like cave under the mansion that may have been used as a bar in the past.

(via the-redhead-in-a-dress)



qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

(via problems-of-a-white-boy)


"For the record I advised against trusting you here.
        Prove me wrong.”

(via holmes-sweet-holmes)